So, it is almost time for the Super Bowl. I personally am rooting for the Saints, because Drew Brees used to play for Purdue. I used to root for the Bears when Kyle Orton was the quarterback (again played for Purdue), but since he was replaced by Rex Grossman (who I think is an idiot). Anyway, the whole reason for me bringing this up is that Stephen Colbert had Lynn Swann on his show to help him slam the Bears, Patriots, and Colts. And his taunt for the Bears was the best: "Hey Chicago I'll tell you what's gross man, the Bears quarterback Rex Grossman. He turns it over more than a drunk sorority girl at a toga party. Also, your municipal government is notorious corrupt." I was quite impressed the Lynn Swann held his own and even let Stephen try on his Super Bowl ring (to which Stephen commented that he could wear it on his neck).
DR. TATE: Mr. Hill, you were born with no muscle mass here, no cushioning. For years you've basically been sitting on your spine. You suffer from a disease called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or DGS.
HANK: I don't understand. What does that mean?
DR. TATE: Mr. Hill, you have no ass.
Bonus Quote:
HANK: You want me to wear a fake heiny?
DR. TATE: Mr. Hill, are your shoes fake feet?
and of course
"My orthodic !!" - Hank Hill
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