Since I have been home, one of my jobs is to run downtown to the grocery store to get anything that mom has forgotten (or get the paper). As a result I have been able to see the headlines for Weekly World News for the past two weeks. The headline last week was "Quit smoking forever by having your lung stapled." But this week was even better : "Special Report from the Gates of Hell! Avoid Damnation! Learn Tricks Even the Devil Doesn't Know! ( if there is a Special Report from the Gates Hell don't you think that Devil would read it?)". It must be so fun to work at Weekly World News. You can basically write whatever you want without worrying about credible sources.
"You know I don't sign any document issued by a government institution." - Dale (who else?)
2 comments:
maybe you should have a weekly world news headline along with teh KOTH quote. Although didn't I read that WWN was shutting down?
It is shutting down in August, the last issue will be August 3rd
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