Wednesday, August 22, 2007
One more thing
BOBBY: Please, Dad, can we please pay paintball?
HANK: Now, hold on a minute -- let's see, they give you kids guns and let you shoot at each other? Yeah, okay.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Only a few days away
BOBBY: Why does my potato have skin on it? I hate skin!
PEGGY: I will not sit here and listen to you criticize my work! What, do you think the potatoes just fly into the bowl and mash themselves?
LUANNE: I know y'all don't mean none of those harsh words. It's just the nicotine withdrawal.
HANK: Why is she still talking?
Thursday, August 16, 2007
All I need is a needle and thread
HANK: Who is calling me a liar, you or the machine? 'Cause I need to know whose ass to kick.
CLERK: I'm not calling you a liar, sir.
HANK: Fine. Where's the ass on this thing?
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Green and black
"It's a Shirley Hack, that's like getting a Shemp." - Cotton Hill
Monday, August 13, 2007
And this is what is passes for posts
You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're
actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their
assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they
build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd
be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
You're NPR Science Friday!
While you would put most people to sleep, you still are better
known than most of your counterparts. You can afford to hire help, and you
have even met publicly known figures. Very little of this goes to your head,
though, and you try to pride yourself on keeping a solid, practical
perspective. While most people look forward to Fridays, these are the days
you do most of your work.
Take the Podcast Quiz
at The Mep Report Podcast.
I promise that tomorrow there will be a real post with pictures and everything!
"Yep. Bobby's gonna be wearing sweat pants for the right reasons." - Hank
Monday, August 06, 2007
The Buck Witch Project
"Bobby red alert! Run to Dale's house and lock the door!"-Hank
Friday, August 03, 2007
A year older
HANK: Excuse me, are you with the cult?
CULT MEMBER: We're not a cult. We're an organization that promotes love, and --
HANK: Yeah, this is it.